When you gotta go, you gotta go... check the score, that is. And what better place than the restroom? When it comes to checking the score of the big game, men will go to great lengths--even when doing so is entirely inappropriate. Yahoo! Sports surveyed 1,500 U.S. adults ages 18 to 64 to find out the most improper place they have ever succumbed to curiosity and checked the score of the game. The male fans admitted to checking scores here:
It would cost Santa TRILLIONS of dollars to buy all the toys kids ask him for . . . so I think it's safe to say he's operating at a MASSIVE LOSS. Sweet tax write-off, Santa . . . sweet tax write-off.
An annual study looked into how much Santa Claus should get PAID for his work, and it came out to . . . $139,924.
It's based on all the different jobs he does . . . how many hours he spends doing them . . . and what the hourly salary is at those jobs.
He makes the most for running his workshop, where he gets paid like an industrial engineer for 364 days a year . . . every day except when he's out delivering. He gets $116,742 from that.
Some of the other jobs he has are professional shopper . . . package handler . . . labor relations specialist . . . customer service rep . . . private investigator . . . ranch worker . . . pilot . . . chimney sweep . . . and shipping and receiving clerk.
The study also asked people how much they THINK Santa should be paid. 29% said NOTHING . . . and another 29% said several BILLIONS of dollars.