Bike or Babe?

Dec 09, 2013 -- 3:51pm

Bob White's wife recently told him to choose between her and his Harley. The Charles City, Virginia man posted this ad on Craigslist:


WIFE SAYS; "HARLEY GOES OR I GO". . .YOUR CHOICE - $5900

WILL CONSIDER BEST OFFER OR TRADES FOR ???

Sportster: 2006 XL1200L Sportster in excellent condition
Wife: 1959 model year in excellent condition, considering

Sportster: Only 6,500 miles (less than 900 miles per year!)
Wife: High Mileage

Sportster: Well maintained. . .and it shows--see the pictures
Wife: High maintenance--and it shows--see the pictures

Sportster: Fresh oil change and filter (didn't need it)
Wife: Oil never changed-- but is checked regularly

Sportster: Gently ridden--never ridden in the rain--stored in climate controlled garage
Wife: Rode hard, put up wet

Sportster: Comes with $2500 in S&S power options (Vance and Hines drag pipes, carb and tuning, air cleaner, K&N intake filter) "a substantial power increase over stock"
Wife: Has too much power period

Sportster: Great for beginners or seasoned riders alike
Wife: This is the expert's only model

Sportster: Comes with 1-2 hour beginner's riding lesson (call for details)
Wife: No lessons needed and NO instruction manual

Sportster: Beautiful bike. . .pearl white with black and orange accent strips
Wife: Beautiful edition...white with a mean streak

Sportster: Come out and test ride before you buy
Wife: Don't even go there

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